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Top 10 Reasons To Vote Obama In 2012

1) He's a singer




2) He's a dancer




3)He's a baller



4) He's a shotcaller





5) Babies fucking love him




6) He speaks sign language to deaf kids



 7) He poons it at the White House Correspondent's Dinner every year




8) Joe Biden says he has a big stick



9) Eva Longoria is voting for him




10) Old People fucking hate him

This Is Pretty Fucking Cool

LOL

This Guy Doesnt Give A Fuck That It's Hitler's Birthday

Maybe his arms are tired

    You gotta love his expression, too it's like he just bit into a lemon or licked an onion or something.

"Twins" Gets a Remake In 2012

Seperated at birth?

           
   This Canadian Guy at left somehow convinced a twelve year old on some pervy videochat called ooVoo:
       
                a) that he was justin bieber
                b) that she should send him illegal 12 year old porn of herself
                c) that he would harm her and her family if she logged off
       
  From the Great State of New Jersey:

A Canadian man impersonating teen heartthrob Justin Bieber forced a 12-year-old girl to perform sexual acts on a video chat website by threatening to harm her family, Essex County authorities said last night.

Lee Moir, 34, of Toronto, is charged in Canada with extortion, manufacturing child pornography and luring, according to a statement by acting Essex County Prosecutor Carolyn A. Murray, Livingston Police Chief Craig Handschuch and Toronto Police Services. They said the charges stem from Moir’s exchanges with the girl, as well as a Toronto undercover police officer he thought was 14 and sought to meet earlier this month.

     The moral of this story is once again ... keep your kids off the internets, idiot! They will surely get perved on, it's like the fucking law of gravity or something, it's a certainty. Make 'em play outside, they're probably too fat anyways.

Charlie Manson At 77

    Looks pretty much exactly like any other 77 year old apeshit lunatic with a swatika tattooed on his forehead. I guess he's up for parole again. I think they should let him out so we can fatten him up and let him be Santa this Christmas at the store that I work at.

Saints DC Instructs His Players To Hurt People, Says The Word "Fuck" A Lot

God Still Hates Truckers

Watch the Almighty toss some tractor-trailers around with childlike abandon. Gee God, why so pissed? Well, if it happens to be gay marriage, you are picking on the wrong folks, mister. Try Fort Hood next time! Lol!