Top 10 Reasons To Vote Obama In 2012

1) He's a singer




2) He's a dancer




3)He's a baller



4) He's a shotcaller





5) Babies fucking love him




6) He speaks sign language to deaf kids



 7) He poons it at the White House Correspondent's Dinner every year




8) Joe Biden says he has a big stick



9) Eva Longoria is voting for him




10) Old People fucking hate him