Apparently, Herman Cain's Tastes Run White, Dumpy, And Middle Aged

     Meet Ginger White, Herman Cain's girlfriend of thirteen years...



Yikes!!!!1111

    I thought CEOs went out with, like, Victoria's Secret supermodels and shit. This is not the case.



Singin' With Cleverbot

Happy Sunday

...And Then There Was Chaos

    The Eurozone is well and truly fucked. Check this shit out, from Daily Beast:

German Bond Sale Called ‘Disastrous’


Economists worried Wednesday that a “disastrous” German bond sale could mean that country would be the next to tumble in the euro-zone debt crisis. The implications of a threat to the German economy—the euro zone’s largest—have many wondering if the euro zone in its current form could survive the mushrooming debt crisis. “It is a complete and utter disaster,” said economist Marc Ostwald. The German treasury could only sell about two thirds of the $8.1 billion in 10-year bonds, and the new bond promised to pay out a 2 percent interest rate—the lowest ever on an issue of 10-year German bonds. Wall Street closed down before the Thanksgiving holiday on not only the news out of Germany, but also that Belgium is leaning heavily on France to pay off its debts and worries over Chinese factories.

    GERMANY? Oh, man. That's not Greece or Portugal. Thats the world's fourth largest economy and by far the biggest one in Europe. They are the ones underwriting everyone else's mountainous bailouts.What happens if the Eurozone is rent asunder by their inability to not fuck things up? Don't worry, I googled it. First check this out, it's a graph of budget surplus/shortfall over the last decade...

Nice one, Ireland

   Now look at this graph from 2010, which basically shows that they just borrowed the difference form surplus to shortfall from the public sector...

     Not a pretty picture. I'm still convinced that the U.S. will handle it's debt load one way or another, if for no other reason than that our GDP is three times the size of the entire Eurozone's put together and we can still afford it. But it's a cautionary tale, nonetheless, and it will probabaly spell the end of the Europen Union. And what happens if the Union dissolves? From the looks of it, not much. Most countries will be better off, it seems. I guess we'll wait and see.

I Find This Somewhat Difficult To Masturbate To

Watch as a japanese robot gives birth to a japanese robot. I find the moaning particularly moving.

Bill O'Reilly Looks Like Emperor Palpatine Now

"Feeeeellll  the hatred coming from within you, Luke"

  
     Oh, and also, the Ford Theatre won't carry his book in their bookstore because it is completely filled with nothing but total bullshit. From Salon:

A reviewer for the official National Park Service bookstore at Ford’s Theatre has recommended that Bill O’Reilly’s bestselling new book about the Lincoln assassination not be sold at the historic site “because of the lack of documentation and the factual errors within the publication.”

Rae Emerson, deputy superintendent at Ford’s Theatre, which is a national historic site under the jurisdiction of the National Park Service, has penned a scathing appraisal of O’Reilly’s “Killing Lincoln: The Shocking Assassination that Changed America Forever.” In Emerson’s official review, which I’ve pasted below, she spends four pages correcting passages from O’Reilly’s book before recommending that it not be offered for sale at Ford’s Theatre because it is not up to quality standards.

The corrections list seriously goes on forever. That's why I pasted the link. The TL;DR? Bill O'Reilly is a semiliterate fucktard.

This Fuckin' Guy Wants To Be President

Whatever You Do, Don't Protest High College Costs

     Why did these cops just start randomly beating the piss out of these students who were peacefully protesting rising college tuitions at Cal-Berkeley? (Berkley?Berkelly?Whatever). Doesn't look good...

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