Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
The Hobbit Will Be Sick
I'm gonna be pissed if the world ends in 2012 and I don't get to see this next December...
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Monday, December 19, 2011
North Korea Is Just Beside Itself
Soooo, Kim Jong Il, erstwhile leader of the NPRK, has died of 'fatigue'. He will be best remembered for his small role in this movie...
... and for being the greatest golfer the world has ever seen:
An avid golfer, Kim reportedly picked up a golf club in 1994 and shot a 38-under par on a regulation 18-hole golf course -- including no fewer than 11 holes in one. This would have put the increasingly frail Kim head and shoulders above the world's best, if the state media reports about Kim's game were to be believed.
Friday, December 9, 2011
Here's What Happens If You Bet AGAINST The Broncos
You have to get a tattoo like this guy.
Soooo, Tim Tebow... What's he done that's so great? Just this:
Seriously, at this point Tim Tebow has morphed from human debate topic to full-blown football wizard, able to conjure some sort of voodoo magic only when it is needed most. Let’s take a look at Denver’s last seven games, shall we?
• Oct. 23 at Miami: Brought on in relief, Tebow is 4-of-14 for 40 yards — and Miami fans are mockingly chanting his name — when he engineers the first comeback from a 15-point deficit in the final three minutes of a game since the 1970 merger. On drives of 80 and 56 yards, he accounts for all but four yards. Denver recovers a fumble in overtime and wins 18-15.
• Oct. 30 at Detroit: Tebow is awful, is mocked by two different Lions during the game — one, linebacker Stephen Tulloch, adopts Tebow’s signature prayer pose after a sack. As Detroit is now a burgeoning cinematic villain (see below), this will serve as the part of the movie where he is humbled.
• Nov. 6 at Oakland: Running a version of the option, Denver rushes for 298 yards, while Tebow throws for just 124 yards but also two touchdowns.
• Nov. 13 at Kansas City: Tebow completes just two of eight passes, but one of them is a 56-yard touchdown with 6:44 left that provides the margin of victory in a 17-10 win. He runs for Denver’s other touchdown.
• Nov. 17 vs. N.Y. Jets: Tebow is 6-for-15 for 69 yards when he gets the ball with 5:54 left. He leads a 96-yard drive that lasts nearly five minutes, capped by a 20-yard Tebow run with 58 seconds left. Denver wins 17-13. Tebow accounts for all but three yards on the drive. Tebow! Tebow!
• Nov. 27 at San Diego: Tebow goes 9-for-18 for 143 yards, and after San Diego’s Nick Novak missed a 53-yarder in overtime, Willis McGahee busts out for a 24-yard run, and the Broncos win on a field goal of their own.
• Dec. 4 at Minnesota: Tebow throws for a career-best 202 yards, actually, but Denver is down 29-21 with 9:41 left. In the last 3:06 Tebow leads a 60-yard drive, and Minnesota’s quarterback throws an interception that gets returned to the Vikings 15. Denver wins 35-32 on a field goal as time expires. Five straight victories. Tebow.Seriously, if he sucks so much, why can't anybody stop him? See you in the playoffs, faggots.
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Bet On The Broncos
Holy shit! Denver is only paying out at 30 to 1 to win the Superbowl. Thats down from 200 to 1 (!) three weeks ago. They're still gettin gypped (gipped? jipped? idk), though, because this puts them on par with the Jets or the Raiders, both teams we have beaten recently. They are really a 20 or 15 to 1 at this point, and therefore a bargain bet. Btw, odds for defensive rookie of the year award for Von Miller are at 11/2, best in class.
Monday, December 5, 2011
Friday, December 2, 2011
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