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Showing posts with label Taco Bell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Taco Bell. Show all posts

Friday, August 12, 2011

China Can Haz Aircraft Carrier?


That's the Varyag, a Soviet-era Aircraft Carrier acquired by the Chinese. It is China's only aircraft cariier so far, though, predictably because they are more difficult to make than toothbrushes and silly-bands. From the Center for Strategic and International Studies:
The acquisition of an aircraft carrier is driven in part by China’s desire for international prestige. The United States, United Kingdom, France, Russia, Spain, Italy, India, Brazil, and Thailand operate a total of 21 active-service aircraft carriers (the United States alone operates 11). An aircraft carrier is widely viewed by Chinese as a symbol of national power and prestige. PLA officers often remind foreigners that China is the only permanent member of the UN Security Council without a carrier. At the same time, however, the procurement of the carrier is a consequence of an improved continental threat environment that has imposed constraints on China’s ability to develop sea power.
Yeah, they don't sound too worried. And yet, China having zero aircraft carriers when we had eleven was an infinity-to-one ratio, and now it's just down to eleven-to-one, which isn't nearly as good, so perhaps we should be. Read the rest of the article here, as it is an interesting look at China's current military capabilities (just successfully tested a stealth fighter and an ASAT weapon, for example, which puts them around 20 years behind us, or so).

Their Stuff Is Shit And Your Shit Is Stuff


Watch as Stuart poons Megyn Kelly, Foxnews Anchorwoman who only likes entitlements when they apply to her...

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The First Step Is Admitting You Have A Problem


These are a sampling of quotations from college students across the country and world after they were asked to give up the Internets for just one day. Ohhhh boy. We need to have a little talk, young people. You guys didn't live throught the crack epidemic, which sounded quite a bit like this. Obviously I can't complain too much, though, because if people didn't waste huge amounts of time on the Interwebz then sites like this would not exist.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Worst Jobs in History EVER


You thought your job sucked. Think again. Be thankful you work at Taco Bell. Here's a bit of a matrix for all you graph junkies out there. Believe us when we say your job doesn't suck that bad, and remember next time you complain about your service job...just remember you get to take breaks, have your favorite beverage, and go home after 8 hours. Try these jobs on for size. Just click on the photo and you can enlarge to take a closer look at what hell is.