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Showing posts with label radiation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label radiation. Show all posts

Friday, August 12, 2011

China Can Haz Aircraft Carrier?


That's the Varyag, a Soviet-era Aircraft Carrier acquired by the Chinese. It is China's only aircraft cariier so far, though, predictably because they are more difficult to make than toothbrushes and silly-bands. From the Center for Strategic and International Studies:
The acquisition of an aircraft carrier is driven in part by China’s desire for international prestige. The United States, United Kingdom, France, Russia, Spain, Italy, India, Brazil, and Thailand operate a total of 21 active-service aircraft carriers (the United States alone operates 11). An aircraft carrier is widely viewed by Chinese as a symbol of national power and prestige. PLA officers often remind foreigners that China is the only permanent member of the UN Security Council without a carrier. At the same time, however, the procurement of the carrier is a consequence of an improved continental threat environment that has imposed constraints on China’s ability to develop sea power.
Yeah, they don't sound too worried. And yet, China having zero aircraft carriers when we had eleven was an infinity-to-one ratio, and now it's just down to eleven-to-one, which isn't nearly as good, so perhaps we should be. Read the rest of the article here, as it is an interesting look at China's current military capabilities (just successfully tested a stealth fighter and an ASAT weapon, for example, which puts them around 20 years behind us, or so).

Their Stuff Is Shit And Your Shit Is Stuff


Watch as Stuart poons Megyn Kelly, Foxnews Anchorwoman who only likes entitlements when they apply to her...

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The First Step Is Admitting You Have A Problem


These are a sampling of quotations from college students across the country and world after they were asked to give up the Internets for just one day. Ohhhh boy. We need to have a little talk, young people. You guys didn't live throught the crack epidemic, which sounded quite a bit like this. Obviously I can't complain too much, though, because if people didn't waste huge amounts of time on the Interwebz then sites like this would not exist.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Joyeaux Anniversaire Le Haineux!!!


Herro Mutant Kitty!

 Happy one month anniversary! What a month it's been. Whew! 60 total articles read by almost 900 people! Wow! Also, we've made one dollar and twenty six cents. Dang! And we got two words submitted to be in the urban dictionary (apocalyptard and sheenenfreude)! And all without any porn! Cocksucker! So, to celebrate, you get a list of our top 10 most viewed posts from our first month, which is the blog version of one of those tv series clipshows and allows me to celebrate by taking (another) night off. In order with a short explanation as to what made each one so popular:
  1. Memewatch 2011! (The saga of Rebecca Black) The only reason you're already sick of this song/subject/little girl is that we blew the lid off this thing so early. The rest of America is still catching up.
  2. Brain Boner! A lot of people are very interested in the human body.
  3. Tiger Woods' Hideous New Girlfriend! Lets hope this turns out to be rock bottom for him.
  4. Douchebag of the Week (Donald Trump Edition) Apparently, Donald Trump Hair makes Obama look sort of Pakistani
  5. Anonymous Will Fuck Your World (but probably not your girlfriend)
  6. Strut that A$$! Name speaks for itself. No Homo!
  7. Radiation is good for you! Just ask Mutant Kitty!
  8. Bagger 288! Because it's just that fucking awesome
  9. Douchebag of the Week (Russian Bully Version) 'Cause we all love bullies...
  10. Bully Got Served 'Cause we all hate bullies...
Here's to another month of webnificence and interfoolery! Vive Le Haineux!

Monday, March 28, 2011

Tokyo Electric Power VS. British Petroleum In A Gross Incompetence-off!!!

Let the debate begin! Which fucktarded energy company mishandled their self-inflicted 'disaster' with greater buffoonery, venery, finger pointing, and general total disregard for anyone or anything? (and if you think Tokyo Electric's nuclear accident wasn't self-inflicted, guess again -- they built it four and a half miles from one of the worlds most volatile faultlines. Brilliant. Was it because there no space left inside Mount Pinatubo?) Lets do a fun timeline...

Day 1 BP oil claims their platform blew up and they are leaking a small amount of oil. Their blowout preventer failed, and they just need to get it back online.
Day 1 Tokyo Electric claims that there is a small problem with their reactors. Their cooling pump malfunctioned, and they just need to get it back online.

Day 5 BP-News reports come out showing oil spewing all over the gulf killing sea animals, birds and slow-moving enviromentalists. They fail to get the blowout preventer online.
Day 5 TEP- New reports come out showing that their "small leak" is actually spewing radiation all over Japan, with reactors all over the plant leaking water, catching fire and blowing up. They fail to get the pumps online.

Day 7 BP- BP executive begin pumping sea water and heavy mud into the pipe in a failed attempt to stop the flow. BP execs admit they don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Day 7 TEP-Tokyo Electric begins pumping sea water into their reactors in an effort to cool them. The sea water leaks out or misses and the plan fails. Tokyo Electric execs admit they don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Day 13 BP- Tony whats-his-name proposes a "junk shot" shooting a bunch of shit into the pipe in a desperate to contain the oil. The plan is not approved, because it is stupid.
Day 13 TEP-Tokyo Electric proposes dumping a bunch of sand into the reactors in a desperate attempt to contain the radiation. The plan is not approved, because it is stupid.

Day 19 BP-Oil begins appearing all over the coasts and the leak is magnitudes worse than initially reported. The gulf coast is fucked for decades. Tens of billions of dollars are lost.
Day 19 TEP-Well, thats tomorrow, so who knows? Maybe some good news?

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Radiation...It Does The Body Good.

Watch Ann Coulter play doctor with Bill O'Reilly. Apparently, radiation is good for you and little Miss Man-lady titles her article, "A Glowing Report On Radiation"(yuk yuk). Bill isn't buying it. Of all people, Bill O'Reilly explains why radiation from something like an x-ray isn't the same dose as say...radiation from an exploding power plant where it rains very high levels of radiation. This needs explaining? Apparently so. Here's something useful.



What's also very useful for the readers of Le Haineux is that Ann Coulter is usually full of shit. Not to mention a closeted man dressed as a woman with really nice hair, but a really boney ass. Here at Le Haineux we have the proof that Ann is a mannish freak and is full of shit: