Check this shit out:
That's Wendi Deng in the salmon-colored jacket, using the deadly eye rake maneuver from Shao'lin kung fu. The dude she's attacking was attempting to plaster one of those novelty whip cream pies in ol' Rupert's face. Notice how slowly his bodyguards react, while Wendi just goes right at him. Maybe she is his actual bodyguard. Anyways, the piethrower guy is in critical condition after losing his eyesight and damage to his cerebral cortex from her cobrastrike. Well, ok, not really, but it would've been awesome.
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