John Stossel Hosts Idiotic Fake Debate

Fox News Super Genius John Stossel decided to stage a fake debate with former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson, who I assume is running for President or something. What was fake about it? They hired an Obama impersonator to debate with him. Yes, really.



This has to be the dumbest thing Fox News has ever done. It's not the dumbest thing John Stossel has ever done, however. That would be this:

Douchebag of the Week

This week was just waaaaaaay to easy. After being given a heads-up that Donald Trump was firmly in the camp of being a birther, we decided that this was douchebag material. Not only does Donald have a dead animal for a toupe, but he's clearly trying to self-implode his own nomination for President. Which is ok with us because who really freely admits to wanting Donnie-boy as our next President. If you're reading this and think,"I really think Mr. Trump would make a fine President". Than by all means leave your wonderful commentary at the bottom here so we can heckle you and remind you how much of a douchebag you are as well.

The worst part for Donald "Chump" is the fact that Bill O'Reilly and Karl Rove disagree with him. Ouch...fuck that...double ouch!! If Billy-boy and Karl "I've got a hard-on for bush" Rove believe your full-o-shit, well, you're basically Coo-Coo for Coco Puffs. You're done. No run at the presidency for you. But I'm sure Donald will do his New York best. Money quote from Donald where he claims, "A lot of the so-called birthers, these are great people, these are really great American people." Donnie adding more,"These are hard working, unbelievable, salt of the earth people". Well, we agree with one thing for sure. These people are truly fucking unbelievable. Congratulations Donnie-boy! You're the Douchebag of the Week!!

Douchebag of the Week

In this video, we have a group of tweenage Russian children watching a skinny kid (the kind of kid you shouldn't pick on) prepare himself for an afternoon aquatic plunge into some sort of public watering hole. Why this skinny kid is attempting this said plunge, and why someone decided to film it isn't clear. But, we thank you anyways for the entertainment. The douchebag comes into our little video when the skinny kid begins his jaunt towards the public watering hole. You see the douchebag in him now...don't you. We here at Le Haineux did too.



Now, some of you might be asking yourselves,"Why isn't this kid just an asshole like the video title says he is?" Well, that's a great question. Let's go over a few things. Shall we?

In Russia, where this video was taken, they have different standards then we do in the good ol' USA. First, let's rehash on our definition of douchebag we established last week. On the lower end of the spectrum we have "jerks" and "assholes" where one hasn't graduated yet into any actions like "pushing" or "shoving" or attempting to hit on someone else's girlfriend. That being said, the pusher in this video clearly overstepped the "jerk" and "asshole" boundary, and has moved into the full realm of douchebaggery...and he doesn't know it. Secondly, the pusher stands with a questioning look and dumbfoundedness that can only lead to him clearly being a douchebag. Assholes always know what they have done. Moreover, one's looks can also enter the picture when it comes to douchebags. Here's an example of what we mean:



If you look like this guy...you're probably a douchebag.

Douchebag...A Definition And Then Some.

Here at Le Haineux, we believe in harassment. It's a thorough effort we have tried to put in everyday, and we promise to continue that tradition straight through to the end. Which might come next week. Unless you tell your mom and all her friends about us. Then we might last a little longer.

Another tradition we would like to do here at Le Haineux is giving out a weekly award. You like gifts don't you? I know I do. So, we've designed a weekly contest where we'll pick from a wide range of people (about 8 billion) from around the world who we consider "douchebags". What is a douchebag you say? Well, let us define this for you hated readers of Le Haineux. According to the Urban Dictionary (and the only dictionary at that), a douchebag is "Someone who has surpassed the level of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached the level of fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche." Here's an example of how the word "douchebag" would be used in a conversation:

Rob: He just kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, and he just wouldn't leave her alone!!

Sam: What a douchebag.

So, without any hesitancy, Le Haineux gives you your weekly Douchebag of the Week Award!! Every week, we'll find that special someone that raises the bar on douchebaggery (but not too far, or else they become fuckers or motherfuckers), and award them for their efforts. However, to start things off this week we already have a winner for our Douchebag of the Week Award. That's right, it's you, our hated readers of Le Haineux! Why you? Because you're reading this filth every fucking day. Congratulations! You're all douchebags of the week!