Douchebag of the Week

In this video, we have a group of tweenage Russian children watching a skinny kid (the kind of kid you shouldn't pick on) prepare himself for an afternoon aquatic plunge into some sort of public watering hole. Why this skinny kid is attempting this said plunge, and why someone decided to film it isn't clear. But, we thank you anyways for the entertainment. The douchebag comes into our little video when the skinny kid begins his jaunt towards the public watering hole. You see the douchebag in him now...don't you. We here at Le Haineux did too.



Now, some of you might be asking yourselves,"Why isn't this kid just an asshole like the video title says he is?" Well, that's a great question. Let's go over a few things. Shall we?

In Russia, where this video was taken, they have different standards then we do in the good ol' USA. First, let's rehash on our definition of douchebag we established last week. On the lower end of the spectrum we have "jerks" and "assholes" where one hasn't graduated yet into any actions like "pushing" or "shoving" or attempting to hit on someone else's girlfriend. That being said, the pusher in this video clearly overstepped the "jerk" and "asshole" boundary, and has moved into the full realm of douchebaggery...and he doesn't know it. Secondly, the pusher stands with a questioning look and dumbfoundedness that can only lead to him clearly being a douchebag. Assholes always know what they have done. Moreover, one's looks can also enter the picture when it comes to douchebags. Here's an example of what we mean:



If you look like this guy...you're probably a douchebag.