Douchebag...A Definition And Then Some.

Here at Le Haineux, we believe in harassment. It's a thorough effort we have tried to put in everyday, and we promise to continue that tradition straight through to the end. Which might come next week. Unless you tell your mom and all her friends about us. Then we might last a little longer.

Another tradition we would like to do here at Le Haineux is giving out a weekly award. You like gifts don't you? I know I do. So, we've designed a weekly contest where we'll pick from a wide range of people (about 8 billion) from around the world who we consider "douchebags". What is a douchebag you say? Well, let us define this for you hated readers of Le Haineux. According to the Urban Dictionary (and the only dictionary at that), a douchebag is "Someone who has surpassed the level of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached the level of fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche." Here's an example of how the word "douchebag" would be used in a conversation:

Rob: He just kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, and he just wouldn't leave her alone!!

Sam: What a douchebag.

So, without any hesitancy, Le Haineux gives you your weekly Douchebag of the Week Award!! Every week, we'll find that special someone that raises the bar on douchebaggery (but not too far, or else they become fuckers or motherfuckers), and award them for their efforts. However, to start things off this week we already have a winner for our Douchebag of the Week Award. That's right, it's you, our hated readers of Le Haineux! Why you? Because you're reading this filth every fucking day. Congratulations! You're all douchebags of the week!