President Donald

At least it's really his. Jealous much, Rand Paul?

Soooooo, as of this day April the Fifteenth, year of our Lord 2011, Donald Trump (you may know him as a former Douchebag Of The Week here at Le Haineux) is officially kicking the dogshit taco out of the rest of the Republican field. That's right, Donald Trump. From Public Policy Polling:

"Trump's broken the perpetual gridlock we've found at the top of the Republican field, getting 26% to 17% for Mike Huckabee, 15% for Romney, 11% for Newt Gingrich, 8% for Sarah Palin, 5% for Ron Paul, and 4% for Michele Bachmann and Tim Pawlenty."

Another interesting fact coming out of this particular poll: 23% of Republicans polled would not vote for a candidate that believed that Barack Obama is a legally born United States citizen. All that Tea Bagger shit is biting the GOP directly in the ass now, America. This is already turning into the lulziest election cylcle ever.

Joyeaux Anniversaire Le Haineux!!!



Herro Mutant Kitty!


 Happy one month anniversary! What a month it's been. Whew! 60 total articles read by almost 900 people! Wow! Also, we've made one dollar and twenty six cents. Dang! And we got two words submitted to be in the urban dictionary (apocalyptard and sheenenfreude)! And all without any porn! Cocksucker! So, to celebrate, you get a list of our top 10 most viewed posts from our first month, which is the blog version of one of those tv series clipshows and allows me to celebrate by taking (another) night off. In order with a short explanation as to what made each one so popular:

1. Memewatch 2011! (The saga of Rebecca Black) The only reason you're already sick of this song/subject/little girl is that we blew the lid off this thing so early. The rest of America is still catching up.
2. Brain Boner! A lot of people are very interested in the human body.
3. Tiger Woods' Hideous New Girlfriend! Lets hope this turns out to be rock bottom for him.
4. Douchebag of the Week (Donald Trump Edition) Apparently, Donald Trump Hair makes Obama look sort of Pakistani
5. Anonymous Will Fuck Your World (but probably not your girlfriend)
6. Strut that A$$! Name speaks for itself. No Homo!
7. Radiation is good for you! Just ask Mutant Kitty!
8. Bagger 288! Because it's just that fucking awesome
9. Douchebag of the Week (Russian Bully Version) 'Cause we all love bullies...
10. Bully Got Served 'Cause we all hate bullies...

Here's to another month of webnificence and interfoolery! Vive Le Haineux!

Douchebag of the Week

This week was just waaaaaaay to easy. After being given a heads-up that Donald Trump was firmly in the camp of being a birther, we decided that this was douchebag material. Not only does Donald have a dead animal for a toupe, but he's clearly trying to self-implode his own nomination for President. Which is ok with us because who really freely admits to wanting Donnie-boy as our next President. If you're reading this and think,"I really think Mr. Trump would make a fine President". Than by all means leave your wonderful commentary at the bottom here so we can heckle you and remind you how much of a douchebag you are as well.

The worst part for Donald "Chump" is the fact that Bill O'Reilly and Karl Rove disagree with him. Ouch...fuck that...double ouch!! If Billy-boy and Karl "I've got a hard-on for bush" Rove believe your full-o-shit, well, you're basically Coo-Coo for Coco Puffs. You're done. No run at the presidency for you. But I'm sure Donald will do his New York best. Money quote from Donald where he claims, "A lot of the so-called birthers, these are great people, these are really great American people." Donnie adding more,"These are hard working, unbelievable, salt of the earth people". Well, we agree with one thing for sure. These people are truly fucking unbelievable. Congratulations Donnie-boy! You're the Douchebag of the Week!!