Joyeaux Anniversaire Le Haineux!!!



Herro Mutant Kitty!


 Happy one month anniversary! What a month it's been. Whew! 60 total articles read by almost 900 people! Wow! Also, we've made one dollar and twenty six cents. Dang! And we got two words submitted to be in the urban dictionary (apocalyptard and sheenenfreude)! And all without any porn! Cocksucker! So, to celebrate, you get a list of our top 10 most viewed posts from our first month, which is the blog version of one of those tv series clipshows and allows me to celebrate by taking (another) night off. In order with a short explanation as to what made each one so popular:

1. Memewatch 2011! (The saga of Rebecca Black) The only reason you're already sick of this song/subject/little girl is that we blew the lid off this thing so early. The rest of America is still catching up.
2. Brain Boner! A lot of people are very interested in the human body.
3. Tiger Woods' Hideous New Girlfriend! Lets hope this turns out to be rock bottom for him.
4. Douchebag of the Week (Donald Trump Edition) Apparently, Donald Trump Hair makes Obama look sort of Pakistani
5. Anonymous Will Fuck Your World (but probably not your girlfriend)
6. Strut that A$$! Name speaks for itself. No Homo!
7. Radiation is good for you! Just ask Mutant Kitty!
8. Bagger 288! Because it's just that fucking awesome
9. Douchebag of the Week (Russian Bully Version) 'Cause we all love bullies...
10. Bully Got Served 'Cause we all hate bullies...

Here's to another month of webnificence and interfoolery! Vive Le Haineux!

Bully, You Just Got SERVED

Ever get bullied in school? Then you oughta love this video. In it, 15 year old Casey Hines is getting punched/yelled at/otherwise harassed by some little punk ass bully, whom he then proceeds to FUCKING ANNIHILATE. Well, I don't want to over sell it. It's awesome, especially with the hardcore hip hop overdub.




The aftermath has been pretty sweet too. More after the jump...