Rick Perry's Senior Pictures



And I thought it was Kevin Bacon that was in Animal House

 Remember taking your senior pictures back in high school, the ones where you wore a cardigan and leaned on an aspen tree for two hours, trying to smile? These are Texas Gubner Rick Perry's. Now, on the left, he doesn't look too bad, your basic basketball-playing preppie douchebag (but like, what's the significance of the dog?). However, on the right side, he's dressed like Ubersturmfeuhrer Friedrich Von Kaisershutzen while in Paris on leave from the eastern front. I mean, a sword? What the hell is that? Did he use it to kill the dog (conspicuously absent from the second picture, you'll notice)? Do they make you dress up like Damien from Omen 2 for your senior pictures when you go to private school? Weird.