God Is Punishing Us For The Casey Anthony Verdict

God is super-hella-fucking pissed at us right now, America. It has to be that Casey Anthony verdict that has him so steamed. Here's what he did to Phoenix yesterday:



Nice apocalyptic dust storm, there, AZ. Remember the dust belt, anyone? I do appreciate His choice of Phoenix, though; it is my least favorite American city as well. Do you suppose that, since we are in the endtimes now, that God will destroy our cities in order of His least to most favorite? If it's true, then that's not good news for Cleveland, folks. Some more pix:

So, remember America, try not to piss of God anymore, ok? Next time we even remotely suspect that someone maybe killed their darling little kid, we'll just give 'em the chair. Sorry God. Won't happen again, bro.

*UPDATE* Nancy Grace is fucking pissed, too.

Tokyo Devastated!

But, of course, you already knew that. Still like nuclear power, Limbaugh? Seriously, though, the entire world's thoughts and angry prayers (What the fuck, God!?!) are with the Japanese people tonight. Death toll looks to be in the thousands, with damage calculated to be in the Godzillions.

*UPDATE* Glenn Beck has been cancelled today so that Fox News can spend all their time covering events in Japan. And I thought we won World War II.

*UPDATE* Ridiculous Internet Rumor Alert!!! 'Supermoon' caused the earthquake!!! Don't buy all the hype from the Lamestream Media that the Sendai earthquake was caused by 'plate tectonics' or whatever. It was SUPERMOON! Ok, well, no, not really. Apparently the moon is at its perigree and is the closest it's been since 1993 (I'm sure you remember all the shit that went down that year, right?) and this dickwad astrologer Richard Nowle, who is now also an amateur seismologist or something, thinks that Supermoon (a term he coined, coincidentally) "may have been a factor". Right. You should definitely trust scientific theories from anyone who's website looks like this.