But, of course, you already knew that. Still like nuclear power, Limbaugh? Seriously, though, the entire world's thoughts and angry prayers (What the fuck, God!?!) are with the Japanese people tonight. Death toll looks to be in the thousands, with damage calculated to be in the Godzillions.
*UPDATE* Glenn Beck has been cancelled today so that Fox News can spend all their time covering events in Japan. And I thought we won World War II.
*UPDATE* Ridiculous Internet Rumor Alert!!! 'Supermoon' caused the earthquake!!! Don't buy all the hype from the Lamestream Media that the Sendai earthquake was caused by 'plate tectonics' or whatever. It was SUPERMOON! Ok, well, no, not really. Apparently the moon is at its perigree and is the closest it's been since 1993 (I'm sure you remember all the shit that went down that year, right?) and this dickwad astrologer Richard Nowle, who is now also an amateur seismologist or something, thinks that Supermoon (a term he coined, coincidentally) "may have been a factor". Right. You should definitely trust scientific theories from anyone who's website looks like this.
Seriously? A "certified professional astrologist"? Isn't that a bit convoluted? What a fucking tool. Is there a special certification process (besides school) that makes you a certified professional astrologist?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's pretty dubious. Is there such a thing as 'astrology school'? Maybe Nancy Reagan works there.
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