Detroit Applebee's Gets Baby Drunk, Apologizes

Ahhh, Detroit. Famous for Motown, the Lions, and now Dominic the Drunk Baby. A family eating at a Detroit-area Applebee's Saturday noticed that their 15 month old Dominic was behaving strangely, slurring his words, starting fights with other patrons, and ogling all the chicks. Turns out  the 'apple juice' that they had  ordered for him was actually 'a margarita'. This is no shit, by the way. I bet the manager apologized and offered them 2 for 1 Breaded Sausage Wontons or whatever the fuck it is that they serve at an Applebee's. At any rate, the family took Dominic to the hospital and had him analyzed, only to find that his BAC was .10, which is actually pretty drunk for a baby. So far, the only fallout is Applebee's issued a statement calling the situation 'unacceptable'. Ya think? Way to take the forefront against infant drunkenness with your strongly worded press release, you purveyors of awful food, you. 





Yeah, he's got his swerve on alright.