Obama's Fake Birth Certificate Signed By Futurepen

Ok, so Obama finally knuckles under and lets everyone see his goddamned (totally fake) birth certificate already. How do we know it's fake? Becasuse people like Tweeter Gary Mathis are all-fucking-over-it, that's how..

FUCKING ROLLERBALL! Damn! Obama's gonna be pissed, man, after having the CIA work on that thing for, like, 2 years already, and then to have it all get fucked up because some dunderhead used a post-1980s pen on it. Fortunately, America, we have super citizen Gary Mathis, who will tweet us in the event that Obama tries to pass off any more shoddily forged documents.