Some British People Are Getting Married Or Something In A Couple Of Weeks

This is funny because in the UK, 'taking her up the aisle' means 'fucking her in the ass'. Or arse, whatever.

So, the big wedding is in like 19 days. Are you guys psyched? Where are you planning on watching it? It's not like you're gonna have a choice, man, since NBC Universal is going to be carrying 20 hours of coverage on all of it's affiliates (that's NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, Access Hollywood, E!, Bravo, iVillage, Telemundo, and the Weather Channel). So you might as well just relax and enjoy it, because the whole thing is going to be fist-raping you pretty soon whether you like it or not. Things that are actually interesting about it: it's widely acknowledged that they've already had sex (this might not seem so major but remember that in 1981 Princess Diana had to be medically verified as a virgin before she could wed Prince Charles), they've invited 6 of their exes (4 his, 2 hers) to the wedding, and now we know from the invitation list that there is a living, breathing human being out there named Isabella Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe Watson-Crikey.