TIRED OF LEAVING THE SAME OLD, BORING LOOKING TEXT IN THAT COMMENTS BOX? FUCK YEAH, YOU ARE. TRY SPICING IT UP WITH SOME CAPSLOCK NEXT TIME IF YOU REALLY WANT PEOPLE TO LISTEN TO WHAT YOU ARE RANTING. ALL CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. USING CAPSLOCK MAKES YOU INTO AN IMPORTANT AND DISCRIMINATING INTERNETS USER. EVERYTHING YOU SAY WILL SEEM TO BE MORE INSIGHTFUL AND CLEVER, MEMBERS OF BOTH GENDERS WILL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, AND YOU WILL THUNDER LIKE BILLY MAYES AND CHUCK NORRIS' SECRET LOVE CHILD. BUT REMEMBER,WHEN USING THE ALL CAPS METHOD, TO PRESS IT AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE ALL THROUGH BEING COOL. SOME FACTS:
ALL CAPS > not all caps.
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
The script of the movie 300 is written in ALL CAPS.
Typing in ALL CAPS immediately makes you invulnerable to pain
gluing your shift key for ETERNAL CAPS is fine too.
CAPSLOCK is an anagram of COCKSLAP
International Caps Lock Day is June 28th. MARK IT ON YOUR CALENDER.
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