President Donald

At least it's really his. Jealous much, Rand Paul?

Soooooo, as of this day April the Fifteenth, year of our Lord 2011, Donald Trump (you may know him as a former Douchebag Of The Week here at Le Haineux) is officially kicking the dogshit taco out of the rest of the Republican field. That's right, Donald Trump. From Public Policy Polling:

"Trump's broken the perpetual gridlock we've found at the top of the Republican field, getting 26% to 17% for Mike Huckabee, 15% for Romney, 11% for Newt Gingrich, 8% for Sarah Palin, 5% for Ron Paul, and 4% for Michele Bachmann and Tim Pawlenty."

Another interesting fact coming out of this particular poll: 23% of Republicans polled would not vote for a candidate that believed that Barack Obama is a legally born United States citizen. All that Tea Bagger shit is biting the GOP directly in the ass now, America. This is already turning into the lulziest election cylcle ever.