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Saturday, April 16, 2011

Nicolas Cage Arrested For Domestic Abuse

Actor Nicolas Cage was arrested for domestic battery in New Orleans on Friday night—just a month after being escorted out of a restaurant by police. Apparently an intoxicated Cage was arguing loudly with his wife as the couple got in a taxi when the cabbie called police and said he'd seen Cage grab his wife, Alice. Police showed up and told them to "just go home," and then Cage, as is his wont, asked the police "Why don't you just arrest me?" They promptly did. The actor's been released on $11,000 bail after being charged with "domestic abuse and disturbing the peace."

 This should surprise noone if you have ever seen Cage's magnum opus The Wicker Man, which is the greatest movie ever filmed when distilled into 2 minutes, thusly:



He beats up like at least 3 chicks in this movie. Just sayin'. "Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!!!" Won't it, Nicolas Cage, won't it?

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