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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Hideous Is What Hideous Does.

Readers of Le Haineux will notice the proggression of Courtney Love's look...which keeps getting progressively worse. A little bit of plastic surgery on the nose, botox those lips, a heeping dose of animal fat smeared onto one's face, and you've got a 46 year old who looks like a really awkward 45 year old. But, Courtney Love looking like a stretched out lizard-woman isn't why this article is being written. Why is this article being written you might ask? Well, apparently, Ms. Love (formerly Ms. Harrison ) has expressed her desire to snort her dead husband Kurt Cobain's ashes through a metal straw. How cute.

But, this isn't Courtney's first stunt, or even her second. There's a string of them like lines of cocaine laid out for a big party. Does Courtney understand that she's a blight on society? No, she doesn't. But, we do and that's what really counts here on Le Haineux. Some have called her a "punk rocker", some have called her a leach, and most just call her shite. The latter has clearly prevailed over the years. One thing for sure is if the mantra "Rock and Roll will never die" is to come to fruition...then Courtney Love must bite the dust when she snorts Cobain's ashes. Here's to hoping!

2 comments:

  1. She looks like a mackerel. All the proof you need that Kobain sucked is that a) he married her, and b) the foo fighters are exactly 27 times better than nirvana

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  2. Nirvana good, but Foo Fighters have passed the test of time factor. This cotchie just gives me the willies evertime I see her.

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