President Aynus

Nice Fucking Hairpiece

Well well well. Little ol' Rand Paul, with all of 2 and a half months of national political experience now under his belt, is considering a run for President now, because 'he can't find any candidates he could consider supporting'. This is probably because they are all a bunch of total losers. At any rate, Rand has said the only thing he's ruling out at this point is running against his dad, who will in all probability run, for fuck's sake, so we might not need to be too worried. What a pair of stones this guy has, though! With all the bullshit about how Obama was a political lightweight with no national background, what does the Tea Party do? Trot out an opthamologist with zero experience as a congressman and limited experience as a campaigner. That being said, he is probably the best they've got.