This makes for a very interesting debate between two extreme dogmas. Are there virgins in heaven? Will Jesus and Mother Mary join the matyrs in heaven? Who gives a rats-ass? There are always a few dildos who do. What some really want to ask is, "What drives a sexually frustrated Christian boy?". Church on Sunday when it's time to dress up as an altar boy...that's what. All this aside, it seems Jesus sees the light here in this eternal debate over whose dogmatic bullshit reigns supreme. He's about to become a love-toy for someone whose been blown from his car in a million bloody pieces, and right into the grace of life eternal. The only problem for Jesus is he might have to watch mom partake. So many questions to ponder.Lesson learned here? Fuck these two jack-offs, and if your searching for God or life eternal in heaven...just eliminate the middle-men. You'll probably get there quicker than most.
Actually, the quickest way to find out for sure would be to kill yourself.
ReplyDeletePoint taken. I'm just sayin' that Jesus and Mo aren't gettin' anybody gracefully into heaven...because they're dead...and apparently they're in heaven. We're here...they're not.
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