Imagine Looking Down At Your Willy And Seeing This Face.

Gene Simmon's mugshot on your condom? Who thinks this shit up? Gene Simmons probably did, and he FAILED to understand that most men might have a problem "getting it up" if they have to look at this face before doing the horizontal boogie. Seriously, this can't be a good thing even if your a Kiss fan. It would be a good thing for your lady friend if you had a tongue like that, but if one has to see Gene Simmons looking at you like this...well...let's just say all of us at Le Haineux went limp.

Here's another problem we had with this idea. Why pictures on your condom? I mean, if your doing the deed right, what exactly would you see anyways? What's next? Condoms that play your favorite rock song while doing the dirty deed? We can see it now, the sound of "Detroit Rock City" in cadence with your humping motion. Now, that's a much better idea. However, all of us here at Le Haineux is just waiting for a condom that's sanctioned by the Catholic Church. Which would obviously have Pope John Paul's face on it holding up his two fingers in the peace sign. Happy humping hated readers of Le Haineux!