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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Ron, You Should Have Named Him Aynus

A fascinating interview of Rand Paul by Jon Stewart. Really, it's less of an interview and more of a (very civil) debate. Paul takes the libertarian objectivist corporate shill viewpoint and Stewart gets to be Karl Marx. Paul is a windy little bastard, btw. You should watch all three parts, as the third part is pretty much where Stewart poons on him, so thats the one I posted. Stewart's arguments about trying to fix government rather than abolish it, regulate corprations rather than let them roam wild and free, and so on, are all at the end. The first two parts are Paul claiming that we should have let the banks fail so that 'capitalism' could have taken care of the problem. After the jump, all the reasons I could think of that Rand Paul sucks...




1. He goes on Alex Jones.

2. He wishes he didn't have to eat amongst minorities when dining out at the Sizzler.

3. Or live next to them.

4. He wants to deflate the currency. Historically, this has been a horrible fucking idea.

5. He employs headstomping tactics.

6.  His dad sucks

7.

He's from Kentucky

8. He wears the worst toupee in the world






9. Ayn Rand herself hated libertarians (Je déteste à la fois moi-même). The irony...

10. Aynus is just a way better name than Rand. But thats my own opinion.

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